最强英语
letter mouth female yellow信口雌黄
if you old three old four,I will give you some colour see
如果你老三老四,我就给你点颜色看看
表妹
watch sister
How are you?
How old are you?
你怎么这样?
你怎么老这样?
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这个曾经让我笑抽S了
这个,也是经典中的经典了:
The King who is fucking is son of The King who has fucked.
翻译:金正日是金日成的儿子。
谁说中国人没有幽默感的?
we are borther who and who are
我们兄弟俩,谁和谁啊~~~
play a big knife before guan gong
关公面前耍大刀
people mountain people sea 人山人海
one car come one car go, two car bang bang one man die。。。
1. we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿
2. how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?
3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
brothers !together
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you
have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,无事退朝
6.what is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!
什么是IMU3。0?IMU3.0 是一种聊天工具!
7. You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!
8. know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知…
9. WATCH SISTER
表妹
10. IMU3。0 both can do what???
IMU上直接查找和添加QQ、MSN好友。在2.6版本中,IMU虽然兼容了QQ和MSN,但
纯粹是把QQ、MSN的用户群绑定在IMU界面上,既不能添加好友也不能互发文件,造
成许多不便。现在,3.0终于做到了完全兼容,以后只要打开IMU3.0,所有聊天工具
一网打尽。
11. American Chinese not enough
美中不足
13. heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14. go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过
15. 小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!
16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条
17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。
18. you have two down son。
你有两下子。
19. as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!!!!
20. I give you face you don't want face,you lose you face ,I
turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸